Overall Gameplay (1 / 13 points)

• Player Experience: 0.5/10
• Mechanical Polish: 0.5/3

Comments: Seems to be pretty clearly a joke entry so I won't spend much time on a writeup for this review. Usually these joke entries can at least get a laugh out of me, but I didn't really care for this one. The humor seemed to based in some kind of inside joke? Not really sure. I'll admit that the ending about eating the hat with their head still inside was bizarre enough to make me smile.

Theme Inclusion (2 / 6 points)

Comments: I guess I... clicked the elements?

Overall Presentation (3 / 10 points)

• General Presentation: 1.5/4
• Quality of Graphics: 1/4
• Quality of Audio: 0.5/2

Comments: I mean, there was some genuine skill behind the storytelling elements of this game. The little bits of animations looked better than I expected, to be honest. Using three hearts as a "next" button seemed like an odd choice - it took me a few seconds to figure out that I was supposed to click on it to progress.